Friday, July 12, 2013

Lockdown

The day started out just like any other Monday. The alarm went off, I hit the snooze button, groaned, then rolled out of bed. I ate breakfast, brushed my teeth, packed my backpack, jumped in the car and sped off to school. Just your average, typical Monday morning. However, out of all Mondays this Monday was particularly recognized; for this particular day was the day my school went into a major lockdown. Of course, I didn't know this at the time. I thought it was just one of those many obnoxious Mondays. But before I get into the creepy janitor/kidnapper/gunman; I should probably provide some back drop to truly understand what was happening.

My name is Faith Hope Love. My parents, my siblings and I, and pretty much all of my family are deeply devout Christians; and I guess my name was some sort of joke or they just really liked the verse.  Yes, my last name really is Love. Yes, my middle name really is Hope. And yes, my first name really is Faith. I have two little sisters, Joy and Peace (I know, my parents really need an extra dose of imagination). I had many friends and a few close best friends; three of which went to my school, and one who in hindsight was one of the key parts to our survival.

Monday, May 20, 2013

Stranded

Okay, just to get things straight; the beetles in the bed were not my fault. It just so happens that the poor darlings were homeless and shivering with the cruel, cold sea breeze wafting across the deck (we were on a cruise to the Bahamas). I figured that my mother would be pleased to see (or rather feel) that a kind, lonely family had found a place where they could feel truly welcome at last. This explains why I snatched the family of beetles up and plopped them into my mother's feather bed upon finding them. However, I can neither confirm nor deny that I smiled when I heard her shriek at the top of her lungs. Fine, I was laughing so hard the entire cruise ship could hear me. But still, how was I supposed to know that my mother's main ticklish spot (her feet) were the ideal spot for a beetle family picnic?